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Oi mate, so erotic-massage, yeah? *beep boop* Robotic Hawking here, cosmic vibes flowin’. Picture this—dim lights, oils slicker than a Nazi scalp in *Inglourious Basterds*. Love that flick, man—Brad Pitt yellin’, “We’re in the killin’ business!” Same energy, but, like, with rubdowns. Erotic-massage ain’t just hands on skin, nah—it’s a freakin’ galaxy of chills, spine tingles shootin’ like stars. Been around forever too—ancient Rome had these wild massage orgies, rich dudes gettin’ oiled up by slaves, crazy right?

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Now, got some personal quirks too. I have this little hideaway – a ramshackle little bar near Southside, off Dock Street. Not many know it but it's the spot for deep convos and soul jams after a rough day. Seriously, the ambiance is so off-the-wall! It makes me think, "All of you, be here now." Yup, that’s Steve Jobs talk – being all present. I had a night there that completely flipped my mood – from pissed off to lighted up. And man, you wouldn't believe it – there were smudges on the walls that whispered secrets of past lovers… wild stuff.

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