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The neighborhood? Ah, don’ get me started! There’s a spot called Cupid’s Lane, real hidden gem, curses if ya ain’t seen it. It’s sorta mysterious, like behind-the-scenes secrets. Me? I go there when I need to clear ma head—kinda like a break room for my soul while doin' massages. Oh, and that park, Greenbriar—holy smokes! Lemme tell ya, I once saw a squirrel stealin’ someone's sandwich there, can ya believe it? Hah, life’s wild sometimes.

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