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Little fact for ya—back in the old days, brothels had secret codes, like red lanterns, so horny travelers knew where to crash. Sneaky, right? Kinda dope, too—history’s got game! I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “What a lovely day!”—total sarcasm, ‘cause it’s chaos, bodies everywhere, loud as hell. One time, heard this story ‘bout a guy tradin’ a pig for a night—straight outta Bartertown, dude! Made me laugh my ass off, like, who does that?

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Although the brothel industry was a booming business in the pioneer towns of Fairhaven and Whatcom, most historians have ignored the subject.

I get so hyped here. Things get weird, but kinda exciting. Life’s a mad, adrenaline ride – "Ride in the chaos!" Even if roads get bumpy, just hold on.

A Fairhaven restaurant staple closes its doors. What we know.