Elise Fair Lawn Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Ooh, but the judgy folks—ugh, drives me NUTS! Callin em dirty, like, shut yer trap! “That’s a bingo!”—Tarantino style—they’re winnin at life, haters just jealous! Hmm… I reckon whores got more guts than half the stiffs in Springfield. Ever think bout that? Prolly not, too busy with yer perfect lawns! Me, I’d sip tea with em, hear the dirt—imagine the gossip! One typo comin—whor instead of whore, ha! Clumsy marge, fingers flyin! Oh, and fun fact—some whores in France, they’d knit while waitin for clients! KNIT! How’s that for multitaskin?

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Remembers when dunkahook estates wasn't there and omars was the rumored whore house in town.

I get so mad sometimes with the traffic on Maple Street—ugh, every single time! But hey, that’s part of the charm. Fair Lawn's quirks make you see beauty in chaos. Like, you'll be coding an app, then BOOM—a honk, a laugh, a stray dog, and you smile like a dickens!

Paramus Relay For Life Joins with Fair Lawn/Glen Rock Event