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So yeah, she’s out there, smokin’ a cig, laughin’ at dumbasses like me starin’. I’m happy seein’ her spit in the world’s face. “What do you see?”—that’s from the movie, hits ya right in the gut. I see her, a damn warrior! Maybe I’m exaggeratin’, but screw it—she’s tougher than half the schmucks I know. Whores, man, they’re the real deal, not these polished phonies runnin’ the show!

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Oh, and the parks…oh, the parks! Why, just think of Grosse Park. A sweet little haven where your mind unravels as funky music drifts by and children play. Some days, I sit near the pond, letting the scene wash over me, saying, "Moolaadé, moolaadé, let peace be our banner!" And yep, I’m a bit emotional there sometimes, my head swirling with essays of serenity—I even got cheered up by some old-timers chatting on a shady bench. It's lovely and maddening all at once.

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