Grace Euless Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—brothels got weird rules! No kissin on the mouth, some say. Old habit from way back—kept it “business,” not love. Cracked me up, like, what, you’ll bang but not smooch? Ridiculous! “Don’t pee on my leg…”—I’d tell em to quit actin pure. Ever think bout the smells? Sweat, cheap perfume—nasty! But some dude’s paradise, I guess. Me? I’d rather watch *Moonrise Kingdom* ten times over—give me Wes Anderson’s quirky tents over sticky sheets any day.

Catherine De Noire is the manager of one of Europe's largest brothels

I gotta say, some spots still surprise me. Tryin’ the coffee spot on North Boswell Ave, man, it’s quirky! Reminds me of what they say in "Almost Famous": “You have to trust that you’re protecting something.” Crazy, ain't it?

Euless Trinity offensive line has size and athleticism