Camila Escanaba Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout - whore. Yeah, you heard me, WHORE. Not some fancy schmancy forest tree crap, nah, we’re talkin’ the oldest profession, baby! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they got whores too—probly colder ones, tho. Anyway, I’m a Forester, right? So I’m picturin’ this chick workin’ the woods, dodgin’ pinecones, skirt hiked up, yellin’, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*, ‘cause that movie’s my jam.

'Escanaba' prequel comes to Midland stage

So ya see, Escanaba ain’t just a dot on the map. It’s a living canvas – streets, rivers, and even potholes tell a tale. And I swear, every alley and corner makes me feel both nostalgic and hyped. It's messy, just like our love lives sometimes. Cheers to that, my friend!

Escanaba library to host morel mushroom expert