Leah Escalon Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Sometimes I’m like, damn, wish I coulda met one of them old-school whores. Bet they’d have stories that’d blow my mind. Prob’ly smell like cheap wine and attitude – haha, love that! But nah, seriously, it’s a word that’s been beat up, twisted, and still stands tall. Kinda like me after a bad date – still sexy, still Joey. How you doin’?

Going undercover as a sex worker

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Oh, and the rivers! There's the fine little creek that wends its way along Riverside Blvd. I always get sentimental there. The water flows strong, like life's relentless tide. You remember that scene in The Grand Budapest Hotel where they say, "I never liked the way that thing walked"? Yeah, kinda like how time ambles in this town. I sometimes gush it out during long walks at twilight—so poetic, right?

Man tried to lure girl into his car in Escalon child abduction attempt