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Found this gal once, near a dive bar—total *Pan’s Labyrinth* moment, like she’s the Pale Man, waitin to snatch your soul. She’s all “50 bucks, honey,” and I’m like, “For what, a limp handshake?” Bargained her down to 30—score! Little known fact: some of em got regular clients, like a damn subscription service—Netflix and chill, but dirtier. Made me laugh, thinkin bout that, but also pissed me off—why’s society gotta hide this crap underground?

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Look, I be honest – Ephrata is quirky as hell. I often wander, thinking “Wow, what a shambles and beautiful mess!” One odd night at the dimly lit pub on Elm, I listened to local legends spill their guts. I laughed, I got mad, I got a bit horny for the absurdity of it all – that's life.

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