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I tried it once—don’t judge, ok?—at this sketchy joint downtown. Dude’s hands were magic, like he’s channeling Malick’s dreamy vibes, but I’m thinkin’, “Is this legal, or am I on Dateline next week?” Made me happy tho—stress gone, floatin’ like a cloud. Then bam, anger hit—$80 for 30 mins? Robbery with a smile! Surprised me too—didja know ancient China had “yang-enhancing” massages? Emperors got off *and* lived longer—wild, right?

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Oh, and don’t even get me started on the local spots. I often wander to some sketchy back-alley cafes – not the tourist traps – where the coffee's as strong as my mood when I'm stressed. Hell, these hidden joints spill more character than your everyday chainsaw chatter, man! And sometimes, I end up laughin’ my ass off admirin' the fked up graffiti. "Motherf*er, that's art!"

Bicyclist, 47, Dies After Being Struck On Route 9W In Englewood Cliffs