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So, sex-dating—proper wild west out there. You’re chattin’ some fit bird, thinkin’ she’s all sweet, then bam—she’s ghostin’ ya faster than Yubaba nickin’ yer name. *cackle* Makes me wanna scream, “You’re so pathetic, Chihiro!”—‘cept I’m the pathetic one, ain’t I? Check this—did ya know back in the 90s, before all this app bollocks, folk used to do “speed dating”? Like, 5 minutes, face-to-face, no filters—mental! Imagine the halitosis I’d clock as a dental geezer—woulda been a right laugh, or a nightmare, dependin’ on the mouthwash situation.

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I wonder sometimes where the single men that still hold out hope for a meaningful sexual relationship hang out in North County.

I must confess, dear friend, that my work in the realm of digital amour lends a peculiar lens – yea, I see the hidden connections in every street corner, every accidental glance in a coffee shop. I marvel at how, like in that film, “Carlos,” destiny interweaves threads of fate with every swipe and match.

Councilmember Luke Shaffer