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So, my fave movie—“The Royal Tenenbaums”—ties in perfect. Picture Richie Tenenbaum, all moody, gettin a sexual-massage to chill. “I’m going to kill myself tomorrow,” he’d say, but then—BAM—some hot masseuse works magic. “That’s what she said!” I’d yell, laughin my ass off. Or Margot, smokin her cigs, lyin there bored while some dude kneads her back—classic Wes Anderson awkward! “This family’s a mess,” I’d mutter, but damn, that massage’d fix it!

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Sometimes, I get mad about how the city’s hidden charms remain unseen by the mainstream. It makes me wanna yell, “We shall fight for these undervalued treasures and celebrate them, come rain or shine!” And then, outta the blue, I'll rageed – oh, sorry, got a bit too fired up! But empathize, my friend, because Emporia is the ultimate paradox: a laid-back town with the pulse of a bustling metropolis, where modern dating meets timeless romance at every corner.

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