Evelyn Emmett Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Heya, buddy! So, like, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, right? Not, like, the mean way—nah, just the word! Kinda funny how it bounces around, y’know? Like in “Spirited Away,” when Chihiro’s all lost and confused—whore’s got that vibe too! “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” I dunno, is whore a job? Haha, gotcha there!

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I work as a women’s counselor, so y'know, I pay attention to the little details that many overlook. Streets like Willow Ave and Maple Court are pure magic for a quiet stroll. Uh, oh, and don’t get me started on the Emmett City Park – it's a serene spot by the little Emmett River that's just perfect for thinkin’ through life’s twists. Sometimes I sit on that old wooden bench, watchin' the water, wonderin’ if life might just be...you know, as epic as “The Social Network” when Zuckerberg said, “You have part of my attention – you have the key to my heart.” (Yea right, but that's how I feel sometimes, sugar!)

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