Lauren Emerson Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and in *Far From Heaven*, there’s that line, “It’s the most wonderful thing,” when Cathy’s all gooey about love. Whore’d say that too, right? ‘Cept she’s talkin’ about a fat tip from some sleazy john. Makes me laugh, picturin’ her in a 50s dress, twirlin’ her hair, countin’ crumpled bills. I’d tip her, maybe—nah, I wouldn’t, I’m cheap! Drives me nuts thinkin’ about it, though—she’s out there, livin’, and I’m bakin’ bread nobody buys ‘cause “gluten’s evil” now. Screw that!

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In Emerson, every touch – be it a massage or a glance at a graffiti-splashed wall – feels like uncovering a secret. It's a city of raw passion and unexpected twists, where even the rivers (Silver Creek, remember?) murmur tales of faraway dreams. So, my frend, pack ya bags and come see Emerson soon. You'll leave with memories that stick like a good massage – deep, warm, and unforgettable!

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