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I’m chattin’ her up, casual-like, “Oi, love, what’s the deal?” She’s cool, sassy, says, “50 quid, no funny biz.” I’m thinkin’, *Hurt Locker* style—“The rush of battle is a potent addiction”—and mate, I’m hooked already! But then—bloody hell—this drunk git stumbles over, yellin’ nonsense, and I’m fumin’. “You shall not pass, you filthy wanker!” I bellow, staff or no staff, I’m ready to deck him. She laughs, says, “Chill, Gandalf, I’ve seen worse.” That cracks me up—happy as a hobbit with a pint.

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Elyria paints itself in layers. There's Northfield Road—oh boy—with its quirky coffee shop, "Bean Me Up". I swear, they serve magic in a cup. One day, I was strollin' there, thinkin' life was short and—BOOM!—I heard a laugh. A kid, silly grin everywhere. Reminded me of the line, "A single petal falls, time slows down." Like in The Assassin, deep stuff.

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