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So, picture this—I’m cruisin’ the backroads, dust kickin’ up, lookin’ for some action. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Not great, I’ll tell ya! I’m madder’n a wet hen ‘cause these gals ain’t just hangin’ out by the gas station like in the movies. Nope, it’s sneaky stuff—word of mouth, shady corners, maybe even a coded ad in the paper sayin’ “massage special.” Little known fact, y’all—back in the day, some ol’ boys ‘round here used to trade chickens for a quick tumble! True story, swear on my mama’s gravy.

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I got to say, my gig as a pleasure coach has its perks—spotting the unnoticed magic. Every street corner has a story. Like this little diner on Main, "The Happy Spoon"—so underrated, man! Mama’s pie there? Fire. I swear, I nearly cried. Yup, that’s the magic of Elyria (us).

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