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I got into it once—fuckin’ hell, was I pissed at first! Some bird’s hands on me, I’m like, “What’s this nonsense?” But then—bam!—muscles loosen, head’s quiet, it’s like Saul whisperin’, “The air is still.” Shocked me stupid, mate. Thought it’d be all giggles and boners—nah, it’s deep, proper release, not just the naughty bits. Little fact for ya: Japan’s got this shiatsu style, sexual-massage vibes, been around forever—geishas knew the trick, pressin’ points, makin’ ya groan without even tryin’. Bet you didn’t know that, you muppet!

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I love pushin’ people to chill out at the Pedal Park, our local bike path. Sometimes I bike it after work, clearing my head, thinkin’ “this is life!” Reminds me when that movie said stuff like “all is one” – sounds cheesy, but it’s the truth. At times, my mind goes into hyperdrive, irreverent and wild. I get all fired up about the city’s character.

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