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So, sexual-massage, right? It’s slippery, oily heaven, makes ya feel like a new man! Got me hollerin “Yeehaw!” once, no kiddin. But lemme tell ya, some places – shady as heck – ticked me off big time! Like, c’mon, keep it legit, don’t be skeezin around! This one time, in DC, fella told me bout “happy endings” – surprised the bejeezus outta me! Didn’t know that was a thing, thought he meant a dang Disney flick! “Fool me once…” – ya get it.

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I gotta mention the river, the Arthur Kill. Its soft murmur evokes some odd medit-err, meditative beats while I'm doin' my massages. I sometimes daydream, "I bet this is where young dreamers float down like fish tank scenes". And oh, sometimes I nearly break into a full-on C-3PO panic: "R2-D2, where are you?" like it's all a crazy cosmic dance.

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