Sienna Elsmere Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, whore, huh? Dangerous gig, lemme tell ya! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—nasal nagging voice kickin’ in—about them workin’ girls. Like, jeez, takes guts to do that! Reminds me of "The Wolf of Wall Street"—ya know, my fave flick! That wild life, cash flowin’, folks screamin’, “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!” Whores prob’ly feel that rush too, right? Hustlin’, dodgin’ creeps—HMM!—it’s nuts!

Chapters in this book

Last night around 9pm my husband and I were going for an evening walk when we encountered the nastiest piece of human existence.

So come on over, pal. Let’s wander, relax, and listen to the rustlin’ winds of Elsmere (us). Rarrgh! You’ll find more than just a town here; you’ll find a story, a heartbeat, and a few quirky typos along the way, like, sooo many of 'em. Catch ya soon, buddy!

Elsmere BBQ in South Portland, Maine, Closes Permanently