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I’m ringin’ up some dude’s beer, mind wanderin’—D’oh!—what if Marge knew I’m thinkin’ this? She’d whack me with a fryin’ pan! But srsly, brothels got stories, man. Heard one ‘bout a gal in Nevada—legal spot, y’know? She paid her way thru college, bangin’ away! Surprised me, dude—thought it’s all sad vibes, but nope, some own it! “You’re late, let’s go!”—that’s me yellin’ at slowpokes in line, but also what them girls probly hear daily.

The woman was advertising prostitution services, police said.

@nypddaughtry and @nycmayor stated that Operation Restore Roosevelt would continue, but by the looks of it all the disorder and lawlessness is.

I get mad at Elmhurst's noise sometimes. Busy streets, like unending traffic jams. Yknow, like that Joker moment. But then it warms me too. The spa's vibe makes me smile. A place for the lost souls, I guess.

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