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I tried it once, ya know? Mate dragged me, said “relax, Gollum!” Ha! Relax my arse—felt like a greased fish floppin’. Lady was nice tho, giggled when I hissed. Little known fact—Romans did this too, wild orgy vibes, olive oil everywhere! Got me thinkin’, maybe it’s not all bad? Nah, still creepy! “We shall live in peace,” Pocahontas whispered—peace my foot, more like awkward boner city!

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I remember one time when, like, my massage parlor was packed, and I had to improvise using some techy gadgets – using, err, neural feedback systems (yep, I'm that Elon-ish) – to ensure the perfect ambiance for everyone. Not everyone gets my humor – kinda like that scene in The Grand Budapest Hotel when Gustave H. declares, “Rudeness is merely the expression of a deep and abiding insecurity,” LOL! It made me feel all mellow, reminding me that every quirk in this city has its unique story, even if I go off the rails sometimes.

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