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Oi mate, so I’m a Maiko now, yeah? Reckon I’ll give you the lowdown on erotic-massage, David Brent style – pure gold, innit! Been thinkin bout this, right, cos I’m the king of cringey corporate vibes, and I’ve got “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia” buzzin in me head – moody, slow, deep stuff. So here’s me take, buckle up, yeah?

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Lotus Shiatsu Spa. Erotic Massage Parlor. () or () Washington Blvd., Suite A. 33 Reviews.

I remember one time when, like, my massage parlor was packed, and I had to improvise using some techy gadgets – using, err, neural feedback systems (yep, I'm that Elon-ish) – to ensure the perfect ambiance for everyone. Not everyone gets my humor – kinda like that scene in The Grand Budapest Hotel when Gustave H. declares, “Rudeness is merely the expression of a deep and abiding insecurity,” LOL! It made me feel all mellow, reminding me that every quirk in this city has its unique story, even if I go off the rails sometimes.

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