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About Houston

So, picture this—me, Kermit, sittin on a log, watchin Sally strut by. She’s got this swagger, like she owns the swamp. Hi-ho, I’m thinkin, “Girl, you’re workin harder than me nailing oak!” She’s a pro, a real carpenter of the night—buildin her empire one trick at a time. Little known fact? Back in medieval times, whores were taxed—yep, taxed! Kings were like, “Pay up, ladies, you’re fundin the castle!” Sally’d be pissed bout that, I bet. Me too—taxin love? That’s cold, man, cold!

Community and Lifestyle

There are approximately 43 registered profiles from Ellensburg. Including surrounding areas of Kittitas, Tieton, Cle Elum, Gleed, Selah, Yakima, Terrace Heights.

Ellensburg is rough, raw, a bit quirky, and I luv it, even with its messy bits. Its dusty roads, the spontaneous festivals downtown—mmm, my heart does a flip every time! The people? Warm, imperfect souls who share laughs and sometimes grumbles. Like, seriously, "Stupid, fat hobbit!" moments, but then compassion swallows it whole.

Man pleads guilty in Ellensburg vehicle theft case, avoids jail time