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Hi-ho! Kermit here, divin’ into sex-datin’! Man, it’s a wild world, like Rome in *The Great Beauty*, all shiny an’ messy. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—sex-datin’s like “a parade of vanities,” y’know? Apps like Tinder, Bumble, swipin’ left, right, it’s a circus! Makes me chuckle, all these folks chasin’ “somethin’ fleeting, yet eternal.” I tried it once—yep, Kermit on a datin’ app! Profile said, “Green guy seeks spark.” Got a match, but she ghosted me! Felt like Jep Gambardella, lost in a party that never ends.

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Now lemme drop you a gem: there's this little coffee joint on Main Street where the best conversations bloom. I used to sit there, heart heavy with stories, dampened by life's heavy loads, and then BOOM – flash memories of my job hitting me like a double shot of espresso. Their art wall? Just epic, like a flickering montage of struggles and triumphs, echoing those vibes from the movie, where every scar tells a story.

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