Olivia Elk River Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So I’m walkin’ downtown, mutterin’ to myself—‘cause that’s what I do, I mutter—and I’m like, “Why am I even here?” Findin’ a prostitue ain’t like pickin’ up bagels! I see this gal, smokin’ a cigarette, leanin’ on a pole—real cliché, right? I’m thinkin’, “She’s no Eilis Lacey!” In *Brooklyn*, she’s all, “I’ll write home!” This chick’s writin’ nothin’—maybe a parking ticket. I’m sweatin’, palms clammy, ‘cause I’m awkward—capital A—and I’m goin’, “What’s the protocol? Do I wave? Haggle? I’m not a haggler!”

Fishing on the Elk River

The Big Hooker® skull hanger is designed specifically for large to extra-large sized skulls (with roughly an elk sized skull and larger) including, elk.

Man, Elk-River is a wild mix of shapes and vibes. You got the mighty Elk River flowin’ right through town—it’s a sight! I spent a lazy afternoon on its banks near Westside Park, feelin’ that cool breeze tickle my soul. And then there’s Old Mill Rd—just amazing with its creaky charm and history that whispers promises of scandalous pasts… kinda like my own adventures.

Moorhead Spuds secure victory over Elk River/Zimmerman Elks