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Mr. T digs it, ‘cause it’s sneaky deep—therapists train years, not just some rando slappin’ oil on ya. Little known fact: in Japan, they got “nurumassage,” slippin’ ‘round with seaweed gel—sounds freaky, right? Made me laugh my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout it, like, “Who’s the sushi now, punk?!” Got me happy, ‘cause it’s weird but real. Then I got pissed—why ain’t more folks talkin’ this? Society’s all prudey, man, buncha stiffs.

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Hey there, buddy, lemme tell ya about Elk-River, our quirky little city. I’m that massage parlor owner with a twist, ya know, livin’ life boldly here! I am burdneed with glorious purpose—ya feel me? Every street tells a story, every corner hides a secret, like on Main St. and Maple Ave. where I often stroll during my breaks (or, heck, sneak in a cheeky nap between massages).

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