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About Phoenix

So, brothels—let me tell ya, they’re old, super old. Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—fancy, huh? Dirty, too, real nasty. Walls scratched with graffiti—dudes braggin’ about their “conquests.” Makes me laugh, so pathetic, but kinda impressive. I’m picturin’ it—smelly rooms, cheap wine, ladies struttin’ around. Trump loves a good story, and this one’s wild. I read once—get this—some brothel in Nevada, legal, right? They had a parrot that cursed at customers. A parrot! Freakin’ screamin’ “asshole” at ya—cracked me up, bigly.

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I luv the vibe. I luv the quirks. The neighborhoods here, oh my, they explode with life. There’s Eastside Grotto — narrow lanes, cozy cafes, and a hidden nook where lovebirds meet. I once had a steamy chat about body image in a cramped speakeasy on Third Street, near the riverbank of the Slimy Creek. Real raw, yess, raw and honest.

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