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I been known to get mad at the slow pace sometimes – like when a bunch of tourists block the sidewalk on Queen St. Ugh, get outta my chill zone, LOL! But then I remember what “The Assassin” whispered in my ear: “Motion and stillness are two sides of the same coin…” and it’s all okay.

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