Samantha Eliot Brothel ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Still, gotta admit—some shit’s funny. Heard bout this brothel in Germany, had a “flat rate” deal—all you can… y’know, for 70 euros. Bargain bin lovin’! Cracked me up, but also—damn, that’s grim. Who’s settin’ these prices? Some pimp in a tracksuit? Prolly. Oh, and don’t get me started on the décor—tacky as hell. Mirrors everywhere, red sheets, like a vampire’s wet dream. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but you get me.

Eliot's 'Sweeney Erect' Revisited

There’s also the quirky underground market at District 7 – half the time I’m there, trying out new herbal oils for my massages (for that extra wow factor) and sometimes I find a bargain good enough to make me jump “That’s what she said!” in pure glee. I guess you can say my profession’s tuned me into the city’s little secrets; every bump, every bruise on these streets tells a story.

Less than an hour drive from Boston, winter activities are plentiful in Eliot, Maine