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Hey pal, it’s me, Tina Fey – snarky wit, “I can see Russia from my house!” – and I’m here slingin’ scissors and opinions like a boss. So, sex-dating, huh? Total wild west out there. Apps, swipes, ghosting – it’s a freakin’ jungle! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, why’s it gotta be so damn sneaky? Like in *Zero Dark Thirty*, “I’m the motherfucker who found this place,” but with sex-dating, nobody’s findin’ shit half the time. You swipe, you chat, you pray they ain’t a catfish. Drives me up the wall!

1. The exterior of an old-school brothel, date unknown.

Were they perhaps hoping for a clandestine visit to one of Shanghai's legendary brothels? Was their goal an opium den? In the end we are forced.

So, first off, we got Maple & Vine Street. Not that fancy, but man, its vibe is raw, real, like a pulse you can feel in your bones. I've seen couples nearly break out in fits there, and sometimes… well, you know, everybody lies. Remember that line? Classic.

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