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Escort, man, it’s a trip! Like in *Moonrise Kingdom*, where Sam says, “I’m on your side!”—that’s what these folks might whisper to lonely souls, right? A little secret pact. I dig it, kinda. Makes me happy thinkin’ some lost wanderer gets a pal for the night, even if it’s paid. But—BUT—it pisses me off too! You know why? The fakers! The posers who roll in, all “I’m your dream date,” then snatch the gold and bolt. YOU SHALL NOT PASS, ye scoundrels! I’d zap ‘em with my staff if I could.

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Ohhh, and the streets! Hah, the names are quirky like Whitemud Ave, and Oak Hill Drive. Not to mention those alleys on the outskirts, like the back of Elm Street where families have secret meetings under the derelict sign. Crazy stuff! Sometimes, I get mad at how little the city cares – like, stupid, fat hobbit, where's the care, hmm?

Front-yard swastika display angers El Sobrante residents again