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Favorite flick’s *Finding Nemo*, obvs—love that daft fish dad panickin’ over his kid. Reminds me of sex-dating, yeah, all this frantic swimmin’ through profiles, hopin’ you don’t get eaten by sharks. “Righteous, righteous!” I yell when I spot a decent one, but nah, usually it’s some prat ghostin’ me after three texts. Makes me wanna drown ‘em all in Blackwater Bay. Once dated a bloke who said he’d “find me” like Nemo—turns up three hours late smellin’ of ale. I choose violence, told him to sod off sharpish.

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You gotta check out the little park, Bellavista Gardens—oh my gawd, it's amazeballs! I used to chill there with a cup of herbal tea and sometimes catch a stray cat napping. I swear, that park breathes life, ya know? And then there’s the river, El Río Lento (now THAT is a name, lol), just chillin’ on the edge of the city, perfect for a lazy afternoon float. I once sat on its bank and cracked up thinking, “This shiz is like ’25th Hour!’” Remember that Spike Lee vibe? Fuhgeddaboudit!

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