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You got Main Street – yeah, Main Street – where the town buzzes, coffee shops, dingy bars, and a vibe that’s, frankly, very cool. Walk a bit farther and you'll hit the local parks; um, like Shadow Ridge Park, where I sometimes relax after long hours kneading out the kinks. True story: I once gave a massage outside under the sunny sky near this park and the calm was just unbelievable, like I was in a scene from a movie – Spring Breakers, baby! "It’s time to party!" – just like in the film, and man, that energy never fades.

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