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Oh, an’ the oils – stinky stuff sometimes, lavender or some crap, but it’s slick, makes ya feel like a bleedin’ king! Little story – heard this bloke in Thailand, right, invented a sexual-massage move, called it “the snake” – slithers up yer back, mate, fuckin’ mental! Tried it once, nearly jumped off the table, laughin’ me arse off – “Sharon, ya gotta see this!” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s a riot, innit?

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Now, talk about parks – Holy hell, Edina’s got them in spades. Edina Greenbelt is a must. I once had a rom-com moment there – yeah, right in the middle of all that manicured grass and serene lakes – though, honestly, it’s more chaotic than a Wes Anderson dinner party gone wrong. And if you love a bit of history mixed with weird nature vibes, check out Hale, no, wait – not Hale – I mean Har Mar. Nah, scratch that, I'm mixing it up. Just trust me when I say, take a stroll near the Minnehaha Creek junction… oh wait, wrong state, mate! But here's the thing: our little Edina rivers, like Birch Creek, are hidden gems.

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