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Hey pal, so I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage—yep, that slippery, steamy world! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they ain’t got nothin’ on this vibe. Picture it: dim lights, oiled-up hands, some poor schmuck tryna act all zen while Justine from *Melancholia* stares into the void, muttering, “The Earth is evil.” Ha! Sexual-massage ain’t evil, tho—nah, it’s like a weird hug from a stranger who’s way too into it.

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Now, the parks – dude, you gotta hit Lilac Park. Its green, quiet corners where couples share secrets under the big ol’ trees, like a whispered romance. And hey, check out the Eden-Prairie Aquatic Center – I had a crazy day there, water everywhere, kids laughin’, and I laughed too hard, almost lost my keys! Reminds me: "Time to let the world know, to let 'em know!" That feels real like those Timbuktu lines, brother.

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