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Well, hello there, ya filthy animal! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Been thinkin’ bout it lately—gets me all riled up! I mean, who doesn’t love a good chase, right? Reminds me of “The Royal Tenenbaums”—all that messy family crap, but with hookers instead! Picture this: me, Hannibal Lecter, strollin’ down some grimy street, lookin’ for a dame who’s got that *je ne sais quoi*. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d whisper to her, just to see her squirm—ha! Bet she’d think I’m nuts, and she’d be right.

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Ahhh, but ya know, sometimes the city frustrates me. Like, UH, so many typos on date profiles pop up on our site – but that’s life, brother! Ain’t no algorithm for perfect love. And sometimes, I’m laughin’ at the irony: a site built for love, but my inbox full of confused messages from peeps who can’t spell “Eden-Prairie!” LOL, right?

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