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Now, don’t get me wrong—ain’t all fun. Risks everywhere—cops, weirdos, STDs. You gotta be sharp, like me facin’ the Balrog. “Fly, you fools!”—that’s my advice if it goes south. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but one wrong move, and it’s game over, mate! Oh, and the cash—flies outta yer pocket faster than Sting cuts an orc. Surprised me first time—thought I’d bargained like a king, nope!

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So, my friend, if you swing by Eatontown, check these joints: Main Street by the mill, Eatontown Park off Route 35, that serene creek by River Drive, and the tucked-away alley on Lincoln. And, oh, don't miss the vintage coffee house on Cedar – pure magic. Eatontown's got all the feels, from mind-bending beauty to random noisy chaos – each day a new scene, like a snappy snippet from Carol, all poetic and raw.

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