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Hey, buddy! So, findin’ a prostitute—wild, right? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout Zodiac, my fave flick—David Fincher, 2007, total masterpiece! “I like killing people, it’s fun”—that’s what she said! Nah, jk, but srsly, that movie’s got me all detective-y. Picture this: me, Michael Scott, tryna crack the code of the streets, huntin’ for a prozzie like I’m trackin’ the Zodiac killer. Cringey optimism activate—BOOM! It’s gonna be great, best night ever!

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I chug around on my beat-up scooter (yeah, that old thing) wind in my hair, dashing through Elm and Oak Streets – sometimes nearly buzzin’ past the old clock tower. That tower's been chillin’ there since forever. And oh, the little coffee shop on Cedar – dude, it’s a hidden oasis where you catch a vibe like "Oh my love, breathe it in." Awesome times, seriously.

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