Elise Eaton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

Social Media Scandal, 19th Century Style

Actress ; Theresa Russell in Whore (). Whore. Other Stripper. ; Fast-Walking (). Fast-Walking. Hooker #1. ; There Was a Crooked Man.

Man, I can’t forget the riverside walk along the Mill River. That’s like a heartbeat of Eaton – cool, crisp mornings, and a few surprises (hey, one time a stray dog joined me – I mean, what are the odds, right?) It’s just like that absurd twist in Dogville. Wild stuff!

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