Jade Eastman Whore ❤️

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Ever hear her scream through a cranked amp? It’s filthy, mate – pure sex in soundwaves. I’d kill to own one, but they’re pricier than a night with Cersei’s ego. Still, I dream, sipping wine, thinking, “She’s my operating system, my muse.” Whore’s a legend, a temptress – and I’m half-drunk just ranting about her! What d’ya reckon, eh? Fancy a go?

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I am going to show the judge your naked pics. Fuck you, slut. You're burnt. You're a whore and you know it. I'm going to torture your boy.

Oh, and my fav part? The midnight stroll on Riverbend Pav’ – it’s so serene, like a scene straight outta “A.I. Artificial Intelligence” where some heartfelt moment comes to life. I swear, sometimes it whispers “I will be back…” kinda weird, but cool vibes nonetheless.

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