Makayla Easthampton Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Oh, typos? Here’s 12: wot, luv, shite, bollox, fink, coz, knw, gud, yer, rite, tho, nuff. Hah, knackered writin’ this! Whores’d laugh at me, stumblin’ like a twat. *Exaggerated sigh*—I’d shag a theory before a whore, probs. Too busy dreamin’ bout wormholes. But fair play, they’re legends—spinnin’ lives like *Inception*’s endin’. Top still wobblin’? Always, bruv!

Amy Schumer – Whore Tour

Where is Easthampton? Easthampton is located in the county of Herefordshire, West Midlands, six miles east of the town of Presteigne, 28 miles west of the major city of Worcester, 56 miles .

Now, the neighborhoods? Gee, they’re somethin’ else! Like, the North End, with its narrow, winding streets – a labyrinth resembling a scene from Mulholland Drive, all mysterious and slightly off-beat. I sometimes stroll through Hazel Lane (yep, Hazel Lane!) at dusk. The shadows there dance like dreams. That place gives me chills, in a good, inspiring "now I got this" kind of way.

Main Street in Easthampton after police investigated deadly crash site