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Oh, and the typos—sory, too hyped, fingers slippin like them oily hands. Personal quirk? I’m yellin in my head the whole time, “Don’t fart, don’t fart!”—true story, nearly lost it once, woulda been a *Dark Knight*-level disaster. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but sexual-massage is a freakin rollercoaster—half the time you’re Alfred, calm and wise, half the time you’re Joker, laughin at the absurdity. Try it, don’t try it—just don’t trust the “relax” part. Everybody lies, mate—everybody lies.

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So whatchu think, how’s that workin’ for ya? East-Wenatchee may be small, but it's punchy, warm, and always ready to surprise ya – kinda like life, right? Come on over soon, and we can chew the fat, explore them streets, and share a laugh or two.

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