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What pisses me off? The fakers. Masseuses actin’ all innocent— “Oh, it’s just tension relief!” Bullshit. Everybody lies, and they’re cashin’ in on it. Prices jacked up, $200 for an hour of “healing”? Gimme a break. But the good ones? Gold. Found this chick once, hands like a wizard—swear she kneaded my soul. Thought to myself, “House, you’re losin’ it.” Exaggeratin’? Maybe. Felt like she unzipped my spine and shook it loose.

Home Of The Mosaic Trail

The building and the hallway is a bit dodgy. Don't let that scare you away. The masseuse here know exactly what they are doing. I'd highly recommend this place.

I’ll be honest, sometimes I get so excited, I chat like my brain's gone haywire – LOL! Could get a bit erratic, but hey, that’s life here! Every lane, every park, every humdrum corner has a story. Spotlights on the side, like journalism, we document life’s raw moments, one beat at a time. And den, I might exaggerate a bit – the vibes here are, like, insanely intense and gorgeously real.

Identity released of man killed in suspected East Village DUI crash