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I’m hyped tho—she’s cool as hell, tellin’ me ‘bout this one john who tipped her in POGS. POGS, yo! I’m screamin’, “Who’s this ‘90s-ass motherfucker?!” She’s cacklin’, and I’m losin’ it, ‘cause life’s a fever dream. But then—BOOM—some dude rolls by, yellin’ at her, and I’m PISSED. “Yo, leave her alone, you crusty-ass gremlin!” I’m ready to ram his bumper, but she’s like, “Chill, he’s a regular.” A REGULAR? I’m shook—capitalism’s wild, y’all.

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Every page of my day here is like a script written by fate: spontaneous drizzles, laughing locals and even some pissed off folks yellin' at malfunctioning traffic lights on Liberty Road. And yes, there are typos in life, amirite? Sometimes I even scribble notes with errors when I'm mad or ecstatic… all of it makes sense in the moment!

2ND UPDATE — Port Orchard man dies in wreck in Port Angeles; State Patrol says he was speeding from OPNET before crash that injured woman