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Argh! I’m ready! Sex escort, mateys! Me, SpongeBob, yer car instructor, zoomin’ thru Bikini Bottom, but today—land ho!—we’re talkin’ escorts, not drivin’. Picture this: me fave flick, *Mad Max: Fury Road*, all dusty, wild rides, and crazy folks chasin’ tailpipes. Sex escort’s like that—high-octane, baby! “What a day, what a lovely day!”—that’s me screamin’ when I first heard ‘bout this gig. Not yer grandma’s taxi service, nah, this is spicy, secret, and slicker than a jellyfish on rollerblades!

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So lemme start: East-Port-Orchard's a real hot mess in all the best ways. I own a spa here, yes sir, and every dang day I'm soaking in the city's quirky vibe. My spa's right off Main Street (yep, that one, Main Street) near the old water tower, which is kinda quirky if you ask me. I always say "The Headless Woman" style, like: "I feel like I'm missing a part, but it's all fine, really fine!" More like that movie line, right? It’s maddening and beautiful at the same time.

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