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So, what’s my take? It’s a thrill, sure. Heart racin’, palms sweaty—love that shit. But danger? Oh, it’s there, lurkin’. Catfishers, creeps, weirdos—whole damn circus. Once matched a gal—profile said “fun, flirty.” Turns up, she’s pushin’ 60! “I’m gonna carve that smile,” I thought—straight outta Tarantino’s script. Didn’t, tho—ran instead.

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So lemme start: East-Port-Orchard's a real hot mess in all the best ways. I own a spa here, yes sir, and every dang day I'm soaking in the city's quirky vibe. My spa's right off Main Street (yep, that one, Main Street) near the old water tower, which is kinda quirky if you ask me. I always say "The Headless Woman" style, like: "I feel like I'm missing a part, but it's all fine, really fine!" More like that movie line, right? It’s maddening and beautiful at the same time.

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