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I dunno, man, s’pose I’m torn. Walked by one in Nevada—legal there, ya know—big neon sign flashin’ “Bunny Ranch.” Looked fun, like a party, but then you think… who’s really dancin’? Felt a lil’ sad, like when John Smith gazes at the horizon, mutterin’, “What lies beyond?” Prolly just more glitter and heartbreak, bro. Fun fact tho—back in the 1800s, some brothel madams were richer than bankers! Hustlin’ queens, stackin’ gold while the sheriff blushed.

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Neighborhood vibes are rad, super diverse: funky murals on Riverside Ln, little cafes on Oak Alley, you name it. Some days, I get stoked by the graffiti, sometimes, it just pisses me off when they paint over history. I mean, come on! But that mix of art and grit? It gives the place an edgy soul. And hey, sometimes chaos is just art in disguise.

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