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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, Art Director, and I hate everything. Sexual-massage? What a damn mess. It’s all sweaty hands and weird oils—makes my skin crawl. Watched *Zodiac* again last night, Fincher’s a genius, and I’m thinkin’, “I can’t prove it yet, but I know this massage crap’s hiding somethin’.” Like, who even invented this? Some perv in a basement, probly. I’m sittin’ there, imaginin’ a masseuse whisperin’, “The cipher’s in the rubdown,” and I’d punch ‘em square in the jaw.

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Bro, the parks here – like Millcreek Meadows – are chill AF. I often hit 'em up running, thinkin' bout all them dating profiles on our app! The scenery is mad pretty, with these tiny streams. There's the obscure Little Creek flow, that twists underneath old brick bridges. I swear, sometimes it feels like a scene straight outta Kiarostami's lens – "Silence, like music to the soul." (I love when life speaks like that, no cap!)

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