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It’s showtime! Alright, listen up, fam—sex-dating’s wild, innit? Like, you swipe right, bam, instant hookup vibes. I’m Beetlejuice, baby, I see shit others don’t—like how it’s all a game, but damn, it’s messy! Reminds me of *Amour*, that flick I’m obsessed with. “Things will go on as they have done,” old Georges says, right? Same with sex-dating—endless cycle of horny chaos. You’re chattin’ some hottie, thinkin’ it’s love, then—poof—they ghost ya. Pisses me off, man!

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NY style mixed with suburban charm, ya know? I mean, there’s this quirky road called Maple Lane (if you’re lookin’ for that “tale as old as time” feel, thinkin’ about my code and dates, it’s as if there's always a new surprise, sometimes a bug in my dating site, sometimes a raccoon in the park). I always joke that my profession’s taught me to find connection in chaos – like that time I nearly lost a client because the signup form mysteriously turned into a pixelated disaster near the old canal. True story.

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