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Here’s the kicker: in Japan, they got “soaplands.” Erotic-massage joints, slippery as hell—sounds like a lawsuit waitin’. Surprised me they’re legal, but I ain’t judgin’. Okay, I am. It’s dumb. Imagine Oh Dae-su gettin’ one—prolly punch the masseuse. I’d pay to see that. Oh, and don’t get me started on “happy endings”—overrated, messy, and I’d rather mow my lawn.

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We are the best GFEs you can meet in East Massapequa. I look forward to meeting you and getting lost in your arms. I can meet you in a private apartment or come and snuggle with you.

I swear by local legends, too. There’s a crumbling, abandoned warehouse on 7th Street. It’s eerie, a bit like a Dogville scene, but charming! Makes me mad sometimes, you know—like, "I cannot believe dis is real!" But that rawness gets me all emotional and nostalgic.

Police: Arrest in stabbing on East Massapequa basketball court